Ode To My Blister

I have a painful blister.
It hurts me oh so much
Sing it to me, sister
I really need a crutch.

My new's year resolution
Was to get back into shape
But this blistery intrusion
Has bandaged me in tape.

If ever this blister pops
Or alien to spring out
I hope I'll soon be tops
No more cringe and pout.

I bought some Neosporin
I seemed to do the trick!
Or that growth was just some foreign
Entity to pick.

Lately, the puss's subsidin'
There's not quite as much ooze
On skates I'll soon be glidin'
Perhaps try out the luge!

I'll soon be on my feet
And back to my merry self
My Aussie Open sheet
is waiting on the shelf!

-Aussie Open picks next! YES!

Karen Walker would totally snap at me, "You need to get your head out of the clouds and your legs up in the air."